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Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 31% nylon; 2% spandex. Read more

Every day my love for you grows leaps and bounds and gallops and canters. Giddy-up, my dear! Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Dude! Dude? Doood! Dude. Dude. Dude. Dooooooooooood! Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Good for mornings and evenings, but also just good to keep in your back pocket for whenever you might need a little bump. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Man, that's some loud girl power? You got a subwoofer hooked up on that? Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex. Read more

Are you ready for this? Because you should get ready for this. Even though, let's face it - you'll never ever really be ready for this. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap. Read more

Gotta love a facetious apple! At least... I think she's being facetious. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex. Read more

What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. Read more

If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. Read more

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex. Read more

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex. Read more

I never back down from a challenge. Ask any of my friends. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
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Just so you know, this isn't a comment on the current political environment. It's just a complimentary toothbrush that's stating a fact. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Isn't that such a nice thing for me to say about you? Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

When you're done taking care of everyone else, don't forget to brush your teeth, ok? Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are endless. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, Read more

I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap. Read more

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex. Read more

I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Read more

Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Read more

What can I say? I'm a romantic! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap. Read more

No way! Next you're going to tell me that you call your father "Dad" too. This is crazy. Are we related? Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. Read more

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so... chia-y?" "That horizontally-striped maxi dress that you wear all the time is super flattering." If your boyf Read more