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Oh, no ... that wasn't an apology. Not totally sure how you got that idea because, well, it wasn't. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Just so you know, this isn't a comment on the current political environment. It's just a complimentary toothbrush that's stating a fact. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Pick a side, any side. Well, one of two sides. Pick either of them. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Isn't that such a nice thing for me to say about you? Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I'm the kind that stays in bed. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Every day my love for you grows leaps and bounds and gallops and canters. Giddy-up, my dear! Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Good for mornings and evenings, but also just good to keep in your back pocket for whenever you might need a little bump. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Name one thing that's worse and also better than coffee breath. You can't. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Just asking. If the answer is no, that's ok. But if the answer is yes, that's better. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

When you're done taking care of everyone else, don't forget to brush your teeth, ok? Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Some people just aren't morning people. Or evening people. Or lunch time people. Or mid-morning people. That doesn't mean they don't deserve a little love and tenderness. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Man, that's some loud girl power? You got a subwoofer hooked up on that? Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
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Maybe you wouldn't mind giving it a shot? Just this once? Please? For me? Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex. Read more

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex. Read more

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. Read more

Your shit is different from my shit is different from their shit but it's all real and valid, ya know? Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 47%nylon; 2% spandex. Read more

The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are endless. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, Read more

I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap. Read more

But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Super- insulated. 100% cotton. Read more

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Read more

Listen, preparing a meal is not unlike running a marathon. And you know what marathon runners do? They stay hydrated! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap. Read more

What can I say? I'm a romantic! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap. Read more

Gotta love a facetious apple! At least... I think she's being facetious. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex. Read more