BLUE Q

Hey! You know I am, I know I am, there's no use trying to be humble about it. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap. Read more

Pick a side, any side. Well, one of two sides. Pick either of them. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Everyone's a special unicorn in their own special way. But you're probably the most special, so you get the special socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% combed cotton, 41% nylon and 2% spandex Read more

Every day my love for you grows leaps and bounds and gallops and canters. Giddy-up, my dear! Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Some people just aren't morning people. Or evening people. Or lunch time people. Or mid-morning people. That doesn't mean they don't deserve a little love and tenderness. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. Read more

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 31% nylon; 2% spandex. Read more

To be or not to be The Bomb: that is the question. I guess you went with the former. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex. Read more

Oh, no ... that wasn't an apology. Not totally sure how you got that idea because, well, it wasn't. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Just so you know, this isn't a comment on the current political environment. It's just a complimentary toothbrush that's stating a fact. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Isn't that such a nice thing for me to say about you? Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I'm the kind that stays in bed. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Dude! Dude? Doood! Dude. Dude. Dude. Dooooooooooood! Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Good for mornings and evenings, but also just good to keep in your back pocket for whenever you might need a little bump. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Name one thing that's worse and also better than coffee breath. You can't. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Just asking. If the answer is no, that's ok. But if the answer is yes, that's better. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

When you're done taking care of everyone else, don't forget to brush your teeth, ok? Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Man, that's some loud girl power? You got a subwoofer hooked up on that? Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free. Read more

Maybe you wouldn't mind giving it a shot? Just this once? Please? For me? Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex. Read more

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex. Read more

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex. Read more

Sometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex. Read more

Your shit is different from my shit is different from their shit but it's all real and valid, ya know? Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 47%nylon; 2% spandex. Read more